Tuesday, April 27, 2010

We have succumbed to the fate of all newly weds:

No matter how hard you try, you just aren't going to get enough sleep the days leading up to the service.


Our mighty steed. Sans ribbon, balloons, cans... Note to future car defacers: Oreos stay on at speeds in excess of 80mph. Impressive!



They do smear and run when they get hot though.
Note to future defaced car cleaners: find a car wash that has a real live foaming brush, not just a bucket of cold water with a brush stuck in it. High pressure soap only goes so far. We wanted to get the ick off so we could see out the windows. Now some of the windows are frosted with a film of greasy Oreo centers. Lovely.
PS: the Oreos used to spell love and other such mushy things.
We did get lucky in one area. We forgot that some of the relatives still had access to one of the keys to our house. How we managed to let that happen is testament to how chaotic the past week has been. Fortunately, Corey had to leave directly after lunch and the old fogies were too bushed to make a special trip to our house, let alone get very creative with it. Their nap times were calling them. Yay for grandma and grandpa nap times!


This is the secret little hideaway we slipped off to. Real nice rustic place at the end of the road. Looks out on Castle Rocks (sister to City of Rocks). Very nice spot for hiking and such if one had the time...
And the best little steak house in Idaho. So they said. And Shauna gave it two thumbs up. She should know, the little carnivore. It did smell good! So, come on out. Do your part to keep this little jewel in business. Just head south out of Declo 'till the pavement ends somewhere near Utah.


In case you can't see the book: Porn for Women. I guess it was a hit at the bridal shower. (Have to take their word for it as I was barred from attending. One of the older ladies here was feeling sorry for me that, being a guy, I missed out on some of the social events. No apologies necessary thank you very much.) Anyway, this little book is full of men acting out women's fantasies. Doing chores, saying all the right things, being thoughtful... Emphasis on FANTASY! Don't worry, no nudity. Aren't you glad right now?! (Yes, I am wearing pants- quit your drooling.)

Bummer of the year: Shauna flies out tomorrow with Sarah, Emily and kiddos. :(((

1 comment:

  1. What is up with this post Kevin?? We want to see the bride, please!! (and the groom in more weddingish attire...or just more attire! ) The get away car and hide out is great, but we are waiting impatiently for pictures of the wedding. Would have loved to have been there.

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