Shauna said I should go ahead and post this...

MEMORANDUM

In accordance with Wilson-Ramey Wedding ordinance 53C:
In regards to the the union of Kevin Wilson and Shauna Ramey- including the ceremony and all functions, activities, and gatherings, related to, associated with, or connected, directly or indirectly (hereafter referred to as The Wedding).

We, the hosts (hereafter referred to as The Hosts), do decree that any discussion involving politics is strictly prohibited at The Wedding without the express written consent of The Hosts (and it won't be given- so don't even think of asking). The topic of religion may be freely discussed.
Any persons found not to be in compliance with this ordinance will be subject to any or all of the following disciplinary actions:

Exclusion from or expulsion from any or all events related to The Wedding.

Hung from the tree and used as a pinata.

Solitary confinement in the bowels of a cellar full of rotting potatoes.

Forfiture of all future grandchild/niece/nephew etc visitation rights.

Fines in the form of healthy charitable contributions to your opposition party.

Any other action(s) deemed necessary or appropriate by The Hosts.

We are The Hosts and we approve this message.